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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… being ready to fight Belgium at all costs

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating my head is emitting a sound akin to that of the Tardis in Doctor Who, I drink the contents of a goldfish tank including, I suspect, a quantity of poo.

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