Your astrological week ahead for June 27th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the Telegraph, nostalgic for being dangerously dehydrated

WAKING with a hangover so intense dogs can hear it and their owners are wondering why they are howling uncontrollably, I sip several gallons of mineral water and reflect on an encounter with Mr Andrew Burnham. 

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