Your astrological week ahead for March 14th, with Psychic Bob

14th March 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Morrissey: maybe stay catatonic, you moaning twat?

13th March 2026

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating it can only be quelled by ingesting medicine used by zoo vets to put rhinoceri in medical comas, I reflect on a phone call I had this week with President Trump.