Your astrological week ahead for March 8th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Suella: not sure if you're human but you're definitely English

WAKING with a hangover whose vibrations are so intense they are causing dogs half a mile away bark to incessantly, I review the events of the week, including my decision to become a ‘tech bro’.

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