Your astrological week ahead for October 11th, with Psychic Bob

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Robert Jenrick, bigoted as a man twice his age

WAKING with a hangover so intense my head is glowing green and I can actually see my skull when I look in the mirror, I drink an entire fish tank of water to rehydrate and reflect on my week. 

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