Your astrological week ahead for October 18th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… maybe learn to wear a pair of jeans properly before becoming an MP, Jezza?

WAKING with a hangover so intense that for a few hours I grow an extra head that keeps tediously vowing to never drink again, I take on copious liquids and reflect on the past week. 

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