Your astrological week ahead for October 26th, with Psychic Bob

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... try bringing some f**king marmalade sandwiches, asylum seekers

WAKING up with a hangover whose throbbing vibrations cause dogs to bark across the Borough of Westminster, I read with some concern that fewer people now go to their parish church than attend a Catholic mass. 

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