WAKING with a hangover whose vibrations trigger my burglar alarm, I reflect on the week’s events. With Morrissey having somewhat huffily ceded rights to the name ‘The Smiths’, the guitarist of that ensemble has invited various guest vocalists to tour with his iteration of the beat group. 

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