Aries, March 21st–April 19th
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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the Chelsea FC shitstorm
TAKING a moment before choral evensong, I learn that Roman Abramovich’s assets have been frozen, throwing Chelsea FC into turmoil, unable to sell match tickets or merchandise, their future uncertain.
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