Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

18th September 2022

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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Be too dumb to get in: do university on the cheap with the penny-pinching expert

16th September 2022

THIS time of year sees university towns infested with students, all being ripped off for nasty accommodation and piss-poor education. But not me. I’m thick.