Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

2nd October 2022

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that tuneless bastard Ian Brown

30th September 2022

I AWAKE on my canal break in the Norfolk Broads atop a sunken narrowboat, a litre bottle of overproof rum by my side and effluent pouring into my mouth from a rusty pipe.