Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

9th April 2023

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that set of teeth in an arsehole known as Sir Richard Branson

7th April 2023

WAKING dressed in naught but a simple loincloth, hanging from a large crucifix, stared at by horrified schoolchildren, I recall the events that led to my present pass.