Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

19th November 2023

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Roger wankshaft Waters

17th November 2023

WAKING at the crack of dawn to splashing and a tangy scent, I open my eyes to see I am lying in a grubby tent being urinated upon by Suella Braverman.