Aries, March 21st–April 19th
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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... of course Blair liked Kissinger. They're both evil twats
WAKING up with a mouth as dry and desiccated as the remains of Mother Teresa, I sweep away the empty bottles strewn across my bed and ruminate on the events of last week.
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