You're never too porky to hide the sausage: The unhealthy person's guide to mindblowing sex

25th October 2022

THANKS to unrealistic body images in movies, porn and the imaginings of your own filthy mind, you’d think everyone is an abnormal freak with a toned arse, a clearly defined neck and no beer gut.

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How I'm going to spunk my 1,400 Nectar points. By Colin Farrell

24th October 2022

AS a millionaire Hollywood star who can shag anyone, I don’t get down to Sainsbury’s as much as I could. Now I’ve got 1,400 Nectar points burning a hole in my pocket. Here’s how I’ll smash through the f**king lot.