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£90 England shirt made with patented PissTake technology

THE England football team’s new kit is expensive because it is made from a cutting-edge material called PissTake. 

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Dutch cricket coach lambasts squad for poor display

HOLLAND cricket coach Peter Drinnen has lambasted his team for only narrowly beating England.

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