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All 26 members of the England World Cup squad and how they'll individually let us down

THE England World Cup squad has been named, much to the country’s regret. Here’s how each of them will disgrace the shirt: 

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North East pubs: A guide for visiting Southerners

DRINKING establishments in the North East can be challenging environments for soft Southern shites. Here is a guide to making it as pleasant and safe as is reasonably possible.

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