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Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket

ARE you good at sport? But too keen on making a living for athletics, and too keen on going out on the lash for football? Why not give cricket a try? 

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We can see who you follow on Instagram, say women

WOMEN have reminded their boyfriends, husbands and male family members that they can see who they follow on Instagram and have no intention of pretending they cannot.

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