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Arsenal to focus on qualifying for Champions League so they can go out of it

WITH Champions League progress unlikely, Arsenal will now focus on securing the chance to exit the Champions League early next season.

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Massive support for capitalism following Million Mask March

PEOPLE across Britain have voiced their support for the dominant economic system, it has been confirmed.

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