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Arsene Wenger hasn’t eaten food since 1972

ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has not consumed solid food for over 45 years.

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Cure for sick hamster is new hamster, vet tells child

A CHILD has been told the only cure for her hamster’s illness is to surgically remove it and replace it with a healthy one.

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