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Assange seeks asylum in Manchester United penalty box

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has escaped the Ecuadorian Embassy, fleeing to the penalty box on the Old Trafford pitch.

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World on brink of tits-based war

BRITAIN is at war with France and the ‘Axis of Tits’, as breast-based conflict threatens to engulf the planet.

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