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Aston Villa relegated to rugby

ASTON Villa is now a rugby club after being demoted from football.

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Dog apology video ‘is best Johnny Depp film in a decade’

JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.

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