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Bartoli retires so she can destroy John Inverdale

WIMBLEDON champion Marion Bartoli has retired from tennis so she can devote all of her time to ruining John Inverdale’s life.

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Pretending to be hard now a job

THE government is to reduce youth unemployment by making pretending to be hard an actual job.

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