Barton Apologises For Not Punching Allardyce In The Kidneys

NEWCASTLE’S Joey Barton has issued a public apology after failing to assault Sam Allardyce on Sunday.

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Xbox Kinect Targets Middle-Aged People With No Self-Respect

MICROSOFT has launched a new games system in a bid to dominate the market in embarrassing, movement-based fun for middle-aged losers.

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