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Bid to keep rugby fans in New Zealand

THERE have been fresh calls to detain Britain’s diehard rugby fans in New Zealand for the rest of their lives.

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Banks to find way of risking your happiness

BRITAIN’S banks have pledged that industry reform will not prevent them from toying with your pathetic life.

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