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Blatter unveils enormous gonads

SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.

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New species was man’s earliest annoying relative

ARCHAEOLOGISTS have unearthed bones of man’s first annoying relatives, who were always turning up at his cave on weekends.

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