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Bloody cyclist going too fast again

A BLOODY cyclist has been going too bloody fast, it has been confirmed.

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Self-proclaimed 'perfectionist' very bad at job

A WOMAN claiming to be a ‘perfectionist’ is incapable of performing even the most basic tasks of her job.

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