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Bollocks To This, Say Goalkeepers

PREMIERSHIP goalkeepers have decided to fuck that for a game of soldiers after a spate of semi-fatal injuries over the weekend.

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Porn Star's X-Factor Shame

THE star of popular films such as Alsatian D’Amour and Goatse Rampage has admitted appearing on ITV’s X-Factor.

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