Brazil Has Better Class Of Rubbish Heap Death Squad, Says Homesick Robinho

THE ruthless death squads that roam the rubbish heaps of Manchester are not as good as the ones in Brazil, Man City striker Robinho said last night.

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Cowell Keen To Defile Alien Civilisations

FREAK-wrangler Simon Cowell last night said he was 'thrilled at the prospect' of defiling newly discovered alien civilisations.

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