Britain’s Olympic heroes prove we're best at everything, says country unable to supply own food

THE UK has proudly proclaimed that its Olympic heroes mean it is a major world power, while ignoring empty supermarket shelves. 

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Six unbelievably cheap flights to places you'll regret flying to

LAST-MINUTE holidays are booming, with more and more destinations on the green list.  But what are the real bargains? 

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