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Cambridge experts prove England can still qualify

ENGLAND can qualify for the second round of the World Cup if the remaining group games are played in a 12-dimensional universe.

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Expanded Stamford Bridge could fit up to two Mourinhos

CHELSEA have announced plans to double their stadium’s Jose Mourinho capacity.

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