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Cameron hails 'golden age' for lesbian squash

BRITAIN could soon have the best lesbian squash players in Europe, prime minister David Cameron said last night.

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Poofter spat in my macaroni, claims angry old woman

ONE of them poofters spat in my macaroni cheese last night, Mrs Phillips in room seven has claimed.

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