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Campbell Moves To Arsenal For The Peace And Quiet

SOL Campbell has returned to Arsenal for a bit of peace and quiet, his agent said last night.

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New Drugs Czar Claims Cannabis Can Help White People Understand Dub Reggae

BRITAIN'S new drugs czar has claimed that cannabis can make dub reggae enjoyable for white people.

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