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Capello Names Provisional List Of Excuses

ENGLAND manager Fabio Capello has nominated his provisional list of 30 excuses for crashing out of the World Cup in June.

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The Torch Has Been Passed To A New Generation Of Public School Nancy Boys

BRITAIN’S long, national nightmare was over last night as the nation was once again placed in the safe, reliable hands of some vaguely effeminate public school boys.

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