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Capello sends Owen highlights DVD

FABIO Capello has responded to Michael Owen questioning his exile from the England squad by burning him a DVD of the last five years of his career.

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Brown dress fails to make it all better

THOUSANDS of women who bought a light brown dress have found that they are still not princesses.

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