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Carling Cup Concluded Without Sexual Incident

MANCHESTER United and Aston Villa were congratulated yesterday after the Carling Cup final ended without any of the players having sex with something.

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Horrible Dragon Threatens Council Worker Fantasy Land

A LARGE, terrifying dragon is threatening the magical kingdom of massive pensions where no-one ever gets fired.

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