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Chelsea-Man U 'a great advert for atheism'

SUPPORTERS of every other team in the country say the 3-3 match at Stamford Bridge yesterday was definitive proof of a godless universe.

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Snow continues to be the same

THIS year’s snow is the same as last year’s, it has been confirmed.

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