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Clubs line up to tell Barton to do one

NEWCASTLE United have admitted they have been deluged with offers from clubs wanting to show Joey Barton exactly where the sun does not shine.

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Survey reveals most British people should be executed

THE majority of British adults should be killed by the government, according to a new survey.

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