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Come home now, England team told

THE England team have been told to leave the World Cup and return home as heroes before it all turns sour. 

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We can get through Brexit if we're high, says Hague

FORMER Tory leader William Hague believes that the UK can get through Brexit fine as long as it remains ‘high as shit’ throughout. 

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