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Compensation offer to bankrupt English football

ARSENAL fans being given their money back for a dreadful away performance could set a legal precedent that will instantly kill 98 percent of English football.

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Carnival gives mixed response to police sound system

THE official sound system of the Metropolitan Police has had a moderately successful first outing at the Notting Hill Carnival.

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