Cricketer and rugby player get in fight about whose sport is shittest

THE captain of England’s cricket team and a Saracens rugby player came to blows in an argument about whose is the shittest sport, it has emerged. 

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Nobody is more excited for the football goal contest than I, come on you Home Nations, by Sir Keir Starmer

By Sir Keir Starmer, prime minister and fan of the Arsenals

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