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Croatia: how did they, of all countries, end up our nemesis?

TONIGHT England face Croatia once again with a single question on the nation’s lips: how exactly did these bastards become our footballing nemesis? 

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If you're on a yacht, it serves you right

ANYTHING bad that happens to you while on board a yacht is your own fault, Britain has agreed. 

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