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Crowd greets record-breaking Rooney goal with open contempt

ENGLAND fans have celebrated Wayne Rooney’s record-breaking 50th goal with chants explaining why it isn’t a big deal.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) It is your birthday. Collect £10 from each player.

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