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Crystal Palace to stop giving away complementary goal

CRYSTAL Palace manager Neil Warnock has called an end to the tradition that sees his club give all opponents a guaranteed goal.

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Fancy meals always cooked by psychotic-looking men

KITCHENS in expensive restaurants are staffed by dangerous men, it has emerged.

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