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Delia Smith turns down Norwich promotion

NORWICH City owner Delia Smith has turned down the club’s promotion, insisting the Premier League is too fancy.

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Carveries recognised as a religion

‘GOING to the carvery’ is now the UK’s biggest belief system.

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