Dutch to invent word for 'cricket'

AFTER their surprise victory against England, the Dutch have admitted they had better invent a word for cricket if they are going to play it for a second time.

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THE Nazis started out with just a couple of MPs and six percent of the vote you know, everyone said last night.

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