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England 2026 bid to be based on bribes and poison

ENGLAND’S bid for the 2026 World Cup will focus less on youth development and stadia and more on backhanders and polonium sandwiches, it has been confirmed.

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Brian Sewell's World Cup Voting Guide

THE man who comes once a week to trim my hedge is most animated by the prospect of which nation will host the football tournament that coincides with the 500th anniversary of Raphael’s overpowering vision of St Michael vanquishing Satan.

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