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England don’t lose the Ashes

ENGLAND were sort of celebrating last night after they managed to retain the Ashes by not playing cricket.

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Do bacon next, scientists told

SCIENTISTS who grew a burger in a lab have been ordered to get cracking on bacon next. 

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