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England expected to easily beat Ghana by fans who know not one thing about Ghana

ENGLAND fans entirely ignorant of Ghana’s team, location, population or previous existence have no doubt England will win against them tonight. 

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Pets boil and explode: the traumatic heatwave events the media is gagging for

THE media absolutely loves unpleasantly hot weather with scary official warnings. Now we’re heading for record temperatures, here’s how they’d like to see the UK suffer: 

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