England fan to savour next penalty shootout as if it were a fine wine


AN England fan is planning to savour the team’s next penalty shootout as if it were a fine, vintage wine.

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Man with booze on display thinks he is cool

A MAN who has lined up some bottles of spirits in his kitchen thinks he is like a famous debauched singer from the 50s.

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